When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
Detective: what do we got
Officer: looks like a classic phone fumble. guy dropped his phone right on his face like a jackass. died instantly